Celebrity Chef: Cooking in Hell

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Hello, and Welcome to Dante’s Inferno. I’m celebrity chef Dante Ramrod. Dante’s Inferno is a fine dining experience. I have spent my entire life working in the cooking industry, and now I’m using my considerable expertise to scream at washed up celebrities trying to make risotto. Don’t like my cooking show? You can go to Hell!
Have a seat in the pleasant ambiance of my modern bistro. Order some of our world class wines. Then watch as I have a psychotic breakdown, scream like a two year old, and pretend to throw up undercooked strip steak. Just because I’m a TV star doesn’t mean I can handle my booze. I’m Chef Ramrod, and prepare for the five-star Ramrod treatment! It’s not like you know how to cook. I bet you couldn’t tell the difference between boloney and abalone if they were lodged in your sphincter. So read my book or go to Hell!
—Love, Chef Ramrod, MFA

ASIN ‏ : ‎ B011XPQ4KA
Publication date ‏ : ‎ July 17, 2015
Language ‏ : ‎ English
File size ‏ : ‎ 442 KB
Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
Print length ‏ : ‎ 31 pages